tricks with piss

drawing cutlery

mr. telephone head from antwerp

I drew this in belgium in june 2005.

woman holding a kettle with no feet

at the local bar

The barman wears lipstick and a fishnet singlet.

somebody buying some overpriced oranges

This is nobody in particular buying some overpriced oranges from a market in a town where everybody buys food from the market whilst wearing their pyjamas, bedclothes, or hospital garb.

The Hmph family

This is Mr.Hmph, from the Hmph Family, doing some "Shake Dancing". The Hmph Family
are known for doing "Shake Dancing" regularly.

To Try: stand still and tense your body for some time, until it starts to react with nervous twitching and begins to vibrate quite fast and inconsistently.


Two of the Hmph family (maybe the mother, foreground, and son)